Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company,
I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my Financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough
money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry I have plenty of money.
Please leave a message.
However, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're
not here. So leave a message.
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
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